Tour-Cation Days 7-9 (A Series of Brief Correspondences)

1)
Dear Chicago,

Sorry we wrecked you. Sometimes things get too real, and you buy the ticket and take the ride. We still love you, and will come back soon as we can to patch things up.

Also, thanks for providing shelter and gainful employment to Ken Sander, Chris Detmer, and all the other fine denizens of your city (at least the ones who have homes and jobs. Homeless people smell icky, and detract from our usual thoughts of bunnies and soapbox derbies).

You're so awesome that we don't even mind that we had to sacrifice Joseph's hat to you.

Yours, etc.


2)
Dear Willow,

Yeah.

You're so awesome that we don't even mind that we had to sacrifice David's hat to you.

Sincerely,

3)
Dear Wisconsin,

You are too big for people operating on a combined 7 hours of sleep over the last two days to have to drive through. But keep up the good work on truck stop buffets.

Warm Regards,

David and Joe